oh my god. i was trying to find an old fb message to find my landlord’s address for rent….and came across this message from this guy from a religion class i took last spring. i remember talking to him on the first day of class, but then he started sitting on the opposite side of the room and never spoke to me again. i guess i never got a notification for the message because we aren’t fb friends or something?? anyways, so cute.
I am the biggest dork in the world. Anyway I am writing to you today because I feel it is important to let you know that a couple weeks ago I went out of my way to write a UVM confession which I know you saw because you got tagged in it.
Anyway, I’m in your religion class and we spoke a little on the first day. I thought you were really cute but I can be shy when it comes to this stuff. I always wanted to get to know you and hoped I might run into you at a party or something. I did not know how uvm confessions was going to develop but I have really not been impressed and I’ve felt so embarassed to be honest. I noticed someone else posted one about you this week which made me think I better come clean to you.
I had been planning to wait until the semester was done but I figured there is no time like the present. I apologize if you are dating someone and my confession put a strain on that. Alternately I apologize if I caused you any stress as a result of my being such a dork.
You seem like such a kind and gentle spirit. I would never want to cause you strain so I hope maybe this note can bring closure to you. If you are interested in getting to know me, I am always looking for new friends. If you correctly think me a dork or a coward then I accept that as well and I promise I will not bother you again. I hope you have a great weekend. You are a special woman and you make a very cute ewok.
Best wishes, John”