Date a guy who is tall, dark and handsome. Date a guy with tattoos. Date a guy with flawless eyeliner. Date a guy who is so tall he can lift you up onto the horse he just gave you. Date Khal Drogo.
This whole dating my car salesman thing is getting too real….I mean, I wanna have fun and I like you, but you’re 30 and I don’t wanna get legitimately wifed??? What have I done